Which Is The Funniest Line Dwight Schrute Ever Spoke Without Even Realising?


Listen here, buddy. If you don’t like Dwight, we’ve got a problem. Sure, Jim with his pranks is cool and all, but Dwight’s ignorance when it comes to social conventions and standards is what gives the show half its punch! Which is why we want to remind you of some of the most hilarious lines Dwight ever uttered, WITHOUT EVEN REALISING!

 

  1. Vote for the funniest thing Dwight has ever said!

    1. I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
    2. You think you're excited!? You should feel my nipples!
    3. Jim couldn't land me in a 1000 years!
    4. R is among one of the most menacing sounds. That's why they call it murder not "muckduck!"
    5. I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.
    6. Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But-
    7. When two gay men have sex, how to they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
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