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								<!--todo:frontend -->
								<div class="zf-answer_text">
									"I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!"								</div>
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								<!--todo:frontend -->
								<div class="zf-answer_text">
									"Oh yeah the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues, explain that logic" *awkward laugh*								</div>
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								<!--todo:frontend -->
								<div class="zf-answer_text">
									*turning innocent words into "titles of your sex-tape" every time*								</div>
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								<!--todo:frontend -->
								<div class="zf-answer_text">
									"Oooh self burn! Those are rare"								</div>
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