Thou Knowest that thou abhorest Shakespeare!
Us too, buddy, us too. But Shakespeare doesn’t have to be all Elizabethan and boring. As a matter of fact, Shakespeare was pretty damn nasty when it came to it. Don’t believe us?
Check out the sassiest Shakespearean insults and pick the one that left you in fits!
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Which Shakespearean insult left you ROFL?
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"I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands." -
"Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows " -
"Away, you three-inch fool!" -
"Villain, I have done thy mother" -
"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee." -
"Thine face is not worth sunburning." -
"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon." -
“I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.” -
“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”
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