Can’t get in the sack? Now you can get it in a pack. In a truly bizarre, somewhat astounding and definite foodgasmic attempt, a company has launched vagina flavored chips so that millennials have at least something to eat… out. Chazz, the potato chip company aims to provide some relief to sex-starved millennials. The company’s website reveals a disturbing and traumatizing fact – millennials are having three times lesser sex than their parents were at the same age. Does this mean we prefer to get down and dirty technologically, rather than literally?
It is unbelievable to the company that millennials would choose this sort of online-happening but really-celibatuc life. The vagina flavored chips are an attempt to remind them of their craziest nights, of the taste of the kitty and perhaps also aid them in losing their oral virginity.
The chips are priced at £9.99 and ship across Europe. Of course, they went out of stock soon after they were launched. Someone’s really hungry, and they’re foraging.
For the taste detection and invention, Chazz selected five of its most experienced employees, male and female, and sent them on a hunt to find out the most appropriate flavors that match what the pussy actually tastes like. A sweep of the internet and platforms like Reddit and Quora was also done to find out what the world has to say about the taste. The lingering flavors, the hints, undertones and subtle notes were taken care of, and after deciding the taste, the company sent the tasks to three EU spice manufactures.
The chips are labeled 18+, and are called Chazz Pus*y Flavored Limited Edition chips. They come with a tagline ‘All ladies taste good’, which they do. Shh!
If you are one of the lucky birds among us who gets it like clockwork, these vaginal munchies can still be of use to you. Give them to your daring lor prudent friends, serve them at a bachelor’s party or, um, let your partner have a taste. We can’t promise, but we think they’ll make a great surprise gift for your long-distance lover.
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