7 Reasons Why Having A Husband Is Simply The Best

Gone are the days when you would have to hug a pint sized fur toy everytime you wanted a little snuggle. Your husband will be your life-like plushy. Hold him anywhere, in public or behind closed doors. He will be your cuddle buddy for life!

Want to go out shopping and need someone to hold your bags? Or maybe just fancy going out on a drive in the beautiful weather? Just nudge your husband and coax him into taking you wherever you want to go. And, unlike any chauffeur or butler, this one wouldn't argue over bills!

Once you're married, you would rarely care for gloves. Instead, you will have something much better to keep you warm - his hands! Just slide your fingers between his and wear him outside the house. If you see people staring, tell them that this is in vogue! 

Worried about being surprised by the roaches or mice at home? Or those half shaved, boys in puberty who won't turn off the stares? Fear not, your husband will be your round the clock bodyguard. Wear his magic ring on your finger and ward-off evil spirits when you go clubbing next time with your friends!

Want to feel like a Queen? Your husband will be your King, Jester and a Personal Poet all combined into one. He will support you when you need him, make you laugh when you're down and sing praises about your beauty, well...whenever you command him!

Who needs friends when you can have a husband? Whether it's taking a day off work to catch up on that rerun of your favourite show or cancelling on a boring movie plan to just netflix and chill, your husband will be an excuse you could make for your entire life!

If you're still heartbroken by the fact that Santa is not real, you will realise that your husband is like a genie, who is always working to make your dreams come true. 

So ladies, are there any other benefits of having a husband? Tell us in comments below.